|
Hot
And Cold
Home
Index
An
elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical
examination the same day so they could travel together.
After
examining the husband, the doctor said to him: "You
appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical
concerns you would like to discuss with me?"
"In
fact, I do, "said the old man. "After I have sex
with my wife, the first time I am usually hot and sweaty,
and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am
usually cold and chilly."
After
examining the elderly lady, the doctor said,
"Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical
concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
The
lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The
doctor then asked: "Your husband had an unusual
concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after
having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly
after the second time. Do you know why?"
"Oh,
that crazy old coot!" she replied. "That's because
the first time is usually around July
and the second time is usually in December!" |
