Jokes and One-Liners
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| Marriage Musings | An endangered institution. |
| Real Names of Celebrities | Ellen Burstyn = Edna Gilhooley |
| Strange Hospital Chart Notations | "Patient was alert and unresponsive." |
| Military Rules to Live By | "Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once." |
| Remembering When | I'll ask my wife what's her name. |
| Stocks and Bonds | A long term investment is a short term investment that failed. |
| Men Are Just Happier People | A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. |
| Lexophile Axioms | A will is a dead giveaway. |
| Natural Laws of the Universe | A closed mouth gathers no feet. |
| Grammar Tips | Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake. |
| Grandparents | When a child is born, so are grandmothers. |
| Hospital Chart Bloopers | It only hurts when you laugh! |
| 1975 Versus Today | It's just a matter of time! |
| Medical Insurance Explained | To Your Good Health (because as you'll see, you'll need it!) |
| When You Win, Nothing Hurts | Observations from famous football personalities. |
| Questions That Need Answers | Who was the first person to look at a cow and say..... |
| True or False | That is the question! |
| Job Interview Tips? | Well...........maybe not! |
| Trivia Tidbits | A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside! Do you know where your children are? |
| Strange Classified Ads | Alzheimer's Center prepares for an affair to remember......... |
| Student Bloopers | Well, they all don't make A's!! |
| Lawyer Jokes | Try to sort out which ones are actually jokes. |
| Doctor Jokes | Even they can be funny! |
| W.C. Fields | I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.... |
| Groucho Marx | You bet your life! |
| People Quotes | Some things people said. Some famous and some not so famous. |
| Abe Was A Great Precedent | Actual answers given by sixth graders to history tests. |
| You Might Be From | You might be from a Blue State if these fit you. |
| Famous Last Words | Some of them may only be famous if you said them. |
| Sounds Reasonable? | Well it made sense to them when they said it! |
| Winston Churchill | Now that was a guy who made sense! |
| Nutty Warning Labels | We would have never figured these out by ourselves. |
| Clever Signs | Get the point? |
| Women's T-Shirts | What's on 'em - not in 'em! |
| Man's Best Friend | But they also like fire hydrants. |
| They Said It | But why did they say it? |
| Did You Know? | Little known facts of trivia. |
| Does Anyone Care? | Facts that probably no one in the universe cares about. |
| Hollywood Squares | Some actual responses to the host's questions by famous guests. |
| Murphy's Laws | What can go wrong will go wrong. etc. etc, etc. |
| One Liners | Some of the best one liners around. |
| More One Liners | More of the above. |
| Rodney Dangerfield | Some zingers from the guy who didn't get any respect. |
| Things People Said | Things that will make you think but, then again, probably not. |
| You Probably Don't Care But: | Some facts of which you will have absolutely no interest. |
| Stupid Warning Labels | Some manufacturers think you can't figure this out on you own. |
| The Guv'mint | Famous people's observations on the government. |
| Hot And Cold | If you are running hot and cold, consult with your doctor. |
| News From The Home | Report on some of the folks down at the home. |
| Hilarious Headlines | Things never are as bad as they really are. |
| Things That Yogi Said | Yogi said 'em - but what did he mean? |
| From The Young Folks | Perfect logic from the young folks. |
| Think About It | Well, it never hurts! |
| Insulting Greeting Cards | All love and affection! |
