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Lawyer Search	Could take a while.
Light Bulb Change Contract	How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Bronze Rat	....two live rats emerge from a sewer drain. Yes this is a lawyer joke!
The Collision	A Doctor and a lawyer colliding--a nice thought!
A Lawyer Named Strange	Actually it is very strange.
The Last Wish	A noble desire, indeed!
Honest Lawyers	Oh, really!
The Lawyer's Dog	It's a dog's life being a lawyer's dog!
The Witness	One good insult deserves another.
Almost Newlyweds	Close doesn't count.
So You're A Lawyer?	Why didn't you say so!
Robber Gang	Honor among thieves.
Daddy's Occupation	It's hard to explain.
Donations	It's only fair!
Courtroom Transcripts	Someone might get confused.
The Snake and the Bunny	Once upon a time.
The Unwed Mother	...an affair with the innkeeper's daughter.
Slip of the Tongue	Liar, liar.
Benevolent Barber	A barber gave a haircut...
St. Peter's Test	Ya gotta have the right answer to get into heaven!

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