The Collision
Home Index Lawyer Jokes Index A doctor traveling by car along a country road collided with an attorney, who happened to be driving in the opposite direction. The attorney, seeing that the doctor was a bit shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink of Scotch from his hip flask. The doctor accepted, took a long drink and handed the flask back to the attorney, who closed it and put it away. "Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor. "Sure -- as soon as the police leave," replied the attorney. es his way back to the antique shop. "Ah, you've come back for the rest of the story," says the owner. "No," says the tourist. "I was wondering if you have a bronze lawyer."
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