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- A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
* - A dog is not almost human, and I know of no greater
insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. -
John Holmes
* - A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more
than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
* - A dog's best friend is his illiteracy. - Ogden Nash
* - Animals are such agreeable friends--they ask no
questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot
* - Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he
gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks
his head out the window. - Steve Bluestone
* - Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives
whole. - Roger Caras
* - Dogs come when they are called. Cats take a message and
get back to you. - Mary Bly
* - Dogs have more love than integrity. They've been true to
us, yes, but they haven't been true to themselves. -
Clarence Day
* - Dogs look up to you. Cats look down on you. Give me a
pig. He just looks you in the eye and treats you like an
equal. - Winston Churchill
* - Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive
evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
* - Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would
stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
* - I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's
fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here,
Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps
typing. - Steven Wright
* - I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who
haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. - August
Strindberg
* - If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out
of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
* - If dogs could talk, perhaps we'd find it just as hard to
get along with them as we do people. - Karel Caprek
* - If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a
sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail. - Fran Lebowitz
* - If you can't decide between a Shepherd, a Setter, or a
Poodle, get them all....adopt a mutt! - ASPCA
* - If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you; that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
* - If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog
biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of
them. - Phil Pastoret
* - It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort- of attached to
it. - Eeyore
* - Man is a dog's ideal of what God should be. - Holbrook
Jackson
* - Money will buy a pretty good dog but it won't buy the
wag of his tail. - Josh Billings
* - Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and
feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage. -
Agnes Repplier
* - Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. -
Franklin P. Jones
* - The dog was created specially for children. He is a god
of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
* - The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a
fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold
you, but he will make a fool of himself, too. - Samuel
Butler
* - The more I see of man, the better I like dogs. - Madame
Roland
* - The more I see of the representatives of the people the
more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
* - There is no faith which has never yet been broken,
except that of a truly faithful dog. - Konrad Z. Lorenz
* - There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy
licking your face. - Ben Williams
* - There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every
boy has it. - Louis Sabin
* - To err is human, to forgive canine. - Anonymous
* - To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant
popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
* - What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in
the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
* - The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag
their tails instead of their tongues. - Unknown
* - When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but
when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism! - David Starr
Jordan
* - Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little
puppies. - Gene Hill
* - A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn
around three times before lying down. --Robert Benchley
* - Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked
in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. --Sue Murphy
* - Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here
we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing
haul--chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the
greatest hunters on earth! --Anne Tyler
* - If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
--Unknown
* - In dog years, I'm dead. --Unknown
* - My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up
to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money. --Joe
Weinstein
* - No animal should ever jump up on the dining room
furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own
in the conversation. - Fran Lebowitz
* - Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
--Unknown
* - To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant
popularity of dogs. --Aldous Huxley
* - Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about
puppies. --Gene Hill |
