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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss,
were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the
other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the
second man replied, "its Thursday." And the
third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a
beer."
A little old lady was running up and down
the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she
would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex."
She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair.
Flipping her gown an him, she said, "Supersex."
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally
answered, "I'll take the soup."
80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room
at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist
in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess
what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!"
An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An
elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says,
"Close enough."
OLD IS WHEN.....your friends compliment
you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefooted.
OLD IS WHEN.....a sexy babe catches your
fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
OLD IS WHEN.....going bra-less pulls all
the wrinkles out of your face.
OLD IS WHEN.....you don't care where your
spouse goes, just al long as you don't have to go along.
OLD IS WHEN.....you are cautioned to slow
down by the doctor instead of by the police.
OLD IS WHEN.....getting a little
action" means there's no need to take any fiber
today.
OLD IS WHEN.....getting lucky" is
when you find your car in the parking lot.
OLD IS WHEN.....an
"all-nighter" means not getting up to go to
the bathroom.
