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* - Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. --- Sign at Railroad Station
* - Cannot be made non-poisonous. --- Windshield Wash Fluid
* - Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object. --- Hammer
* - Caution: Hot beverages are hot! --- Coffee Cup
* - Caution: Never drive with the cover on your windshield --- Automobile Windshield cover:
* - Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish --- Dog Shampoo
* - Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball. --- Rubber Ball
* - Directions: Use like regular soap --- Dial soap
* - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. --- Swedish chain saw
* - Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers. --- SGI computer
* - Do not drive car or operate machinery. --- Children's cough medicine
* - Do not eat toner. --- Laser Printer Cartridge
* - Do not eat urinal cakes. --- Rest Stop in Wisconsin
* - Do not light the flame near the face. --- Cigarette Lighter
* - Do not look into laser with remaining eye. --- Laser Pointer
* - Do not pour liquids into your television set. --- Television Owner’s Manual
* - Do not put lit candles on phone. --- Cordless Phone
* - Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use. --- Battery
* - Do not turn upside down. (printed on bottom of the box) --- Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
* - Do not use for drying pets. --- Microwave Oven
* - Do not use intimately. --- Deodorant
* - Do not use orally after using rectally. --- Electronic Thermometer
* - Do not use orally. --- Toilet Bowl Cleaning Brush
* - Fits one head. --- Hotel Shower Cap
* - For external use only! --- Curling Iron
* - For indoor or outdoor use only. --- Christmas lights
* - For lifting purposes only --- Car Jack
* - If swallowed or lodged in ear or nose see doctor. --- Ray-O-Vac Renewal AA Batteries
* - If you are seated in an exit aisle and are unable to read this, please ask a stewardess to reseat you. --- Cayman Airlines safety booklet
* - Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included. --- VCR
* - Keep out of children. --- Korean Kitchen Knives
* - Not dishwasher safe. --- TV Remote Control
* - Not for human consumption. --- Package of Dice
* - Not for weight control. --- Breath Savers
* - Not to be used as a personal flotation device. --- 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
* - Not to be used as protection from a tornado. --- blanket from Taiwan
* - Not to be used for the other use. --- Japanese food processor
* - Open packet and eat contents. --- Pack of Peanuts
* - PARENT: Please exercise caution—mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly. *** Bat Man The Animated Series Armor Set
* - Peel fruit from cellophane before eating. --- Fruit Roll-ups
* - Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator. --- Grapes
* - Product will be hot after heating. *** Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
* - Remember: Objects in mirror are actually behind you. --- Bike Helmet Mirror
* - Remove used tampon before inserting a new one. --- Tampax Tampons
* - Serving suggestion: Defrost. --- Swann frozen dinners
* - Theft of this container is a crime. --- Milk Crate
* - There shall be three (3) access levels with level 4 being the highest level. --- Fire Alarm System
* - This camera only works when there is film inside. --- Camera
* - This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly. --- Halloween Superman Costume
* - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. --- Insect Spray from New Zealand
* - Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth. --- Soft Drink
* - Use caution when using near fire, flame, or sparks. --- Fireplace Lighter
* - USE EXTREME CAUTION when stretching cord over load. Keep face and other vulnerable body parts away from potential cord rebound path. -- Bungee cord
* - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. --- Taiwanese shampoo
* - Warning - this spray is harmful to bees --- Insect Spray
* - Warning! Never iron clothes on the body. --- Rowenta Iron
* - Warning: contains nuts --- Sainsbury's Peanuts
* - Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems. --- Midol PMS
* - Warning: Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping. --- Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer
* - Warning: Do not use on eyes. --- Heated Seat Cushion
* - Warning: drug may cause sleepiness. --- Sleeping Pill Prescription
* - Warning: Flame may cause fire. --- Butane Lighter
* - Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice. --- Rat Poison
* - Warning: knives are sharp! --- Sharpening Stone
* - Warning: may cause drowsiness. --- Nytol
* - Warning: May contain small parts. --- Frisbee
* - WARNING: Not for use as earplugs. --- Silly Putty
* - Warning: Pastry Filling May Be Hot When Heated. --- Pop-Tarts
* - Warning: Remove child before folding baby stroller. --- Baby Stroller
* - Warning: This product can burn eyes --- Curling Iron
* - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. --- Fritos