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You
Might Be From A Blue State
If:
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- For breakfast you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin over
grits.
* - Instead of referring to two or more people as "Yall"
you call them "you guys" even if both of them are
women.
* - None of your fur coats are homemade.
* - You don't even have ONE can of WD 40 somewhere around
the house.
* - You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise
feed stores.
* - You don't know any women with male names (Jimmie,
Bobbie, Johnnie, Tommi).
* - You don't know anyone with at least two first names (Joe
Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Rae, Mary Jo, etc).
* - You don't know what a moon pie is.
* - You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
* - You have never drank an RC Cola.
* - You have never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato
sandwich.
* - You have never eaten okra, whether fried, boiled or
pickled.
* - You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun
n knife show.
* - You have no idea what a polecat is.
* - You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook
outside".
* - You think Heinz Ketchup is REALLY spicy.
* - You think more money should go to scientific research at
your state university than to pay the salary of the head
football coach.
* - You would never stop to buy something somebody was
cooking on the side of the road.
* - You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow
up to get his own TV fishing show. |
